Guys I meet: „So, what do you do?“ Me: „I’m a snowboard pro!“ „Hmm… what do you do in summer then?“ „I get a hammer and beat the shit out of a truck tyre.”

Guys I meet: „So, what do you do?“
Me: „I’m a snowboard pro!“
„Hmm… what do you do in summer then?“
„I get a hammer and beat the shit out of a truck tyre."